Friday, February 02, 2007

Letter re: Intoxicated Celebrities

Dear Rich Celebrities:

In light of the plethora of celebrity drunk/ecstasy/cocaine/painkiller car accidents in the past month, I would like to offer up one pleading piece of advice:

Get a f*cking driver.

Seriously, can you sell off one Mercedes? Downsize your mansion by two rooms? Trade in a few designer handbags? I don't care if celebrities party or go to clubs and show their naughty bits or sleep with everyone under the sun. But the intoxicated driving, car accidents, and injuring or killing innocent people on the road had GOT TO STOP.

Thanks.

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