Fashion A-bomb - Pink Jean Jacket

I saw another fashion a-bomb on the CTA this morning.

A Man.
Wearing.
A Pink Jean Jacket.

Why? How did he even find a pink jean jacket in his size? Where did he even find one outside of 1987?

I can see wearing it for the irony, or the humor or something. Actually, no I can't.
He couldn't work the pink jean, because in truth, no one can. Not a woman. Not a hipster. Not a 5-year-old girl. Pink jean should have died with the career of Tiffany.