The Marshalls store on Clark and Diversey is full of gorgeous, gender-bending bald people! Apparently, a bald head is a requirement to work there?
The fitting room attendant was a ferocious round bald black man with super thick combed brows and magenta lipstick. When he stepped away from the dressing room, he was then replaced by a tall, lanky, strong, androgynous bald black woman with gorgeous lips but no lipstick.
At the check-out was a talkative white, bald precocious lesbian with a lot of tattoos, who was working her baldness with a lot of style. Now if only Marshalls made "bald is beautiful" a national campaign...
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